Attendance was never technically optional

Meme Reunion

Doge, Trollface and a grinning classmate in a blue shirt posing together for a reunion photo

Three old internet classmates meet beside the folding chairs.

Same usernames, new kneesPunch bowl still warmYearbooks remain stubbornly unsignedNobody remembers assigned homeroomOne photo, seventeen takesCheese cubes under watchGroup chat meets daylightAttendance sheet goes missing

Roll Call

Nobody changed; they only learned where the folding chairs are.

After Homeroom

Three legends share one folding table and quietly avoid discussing the missing decade.

Doge, Trollface and their classmate side by side, arms around each other
  • Doge, Refreshments Chair

    Guards every cheese cube, distrusts the punch, and recognizes nobody by their legal name anymore.

  • Trollface, Yearbook Editor

    Signs every blank page with the same grin and six completely preventable spelling errors.

  • Most Prepared Classmate

    Remembers every birthday, every username, and exactly who quietly left the group chat first.

See you after another impossible decade.