Attendance was never technically optional
Meme Reunion
Three old internet classmates meet beside the folding chairs.
Same usernames, new knees★Punch bowl still warm★Yearbooks remain stubbornly unsigned★Nobody remembers assigned homeroom★One photo, seventeen takes★Cheese cubes under watch★Group chat meets daylight★Attendance sheet goes missing★★★★★★★★★
Roll Call
Nobody changed; they only learned where the folding chairs are.
After Homeroom
Three legends share one folding table and quietly avoid discussing the missing decade.
Doge, Refreshments Chair
Guards every cheese cube, distrusts the punch, and recognizes nobody by their legal name anymore.
Trollface, Yearbook Editor
Signs every blank page with the same grin and six completely preventable spelling errors.
Most Prepared Classmate
Remembers every birthday, every username, and exactly who quietly left the group chat first.
See you after another impossible decade.